2017年11月6日星期一

Decrypt the cat language

Cats shovel officials for the first time, do not understand the words of Dacoz the cat master, do not understand the actions of cat masters make shovel work impeded. Today's claw claw will be simple for everyone to translate under the common cat language, hoping to be the first shovel shit official friends to bring help, of course, have to do for many years shovel shovel official can you know it? The expression of the meaning of the cat master often with its rapid changes in mood and a string of performance:
When the issue of low and gentle meow shouts: shovel shit, I feel good today ~ come hair!
When a louder whisper is complaining, there is something to pray: very unhappy, shovel feces why not give  feeding! Why do not shovel shit! High-pitched tearing sound while opening his mouth, rolled into a cylindrical tongue and heat exhaled, said the fear, anger, or even threaten each other to stop. You do not come!Very scared of you! I hate you! You come again carefully combination of punches!
When voiced snore sound, said friendly, comfortable here to pay attention Oh!
When the cat is sick and sick, it can also send a grunt. Issued meow , meow ~ wow ~ voice that when confused or have asked for.
When the cat masters eat, wash your face and lick your paw, then trust it. You are very satisfied with the shovel shit! The good performance is worthy of your favor. When the cat owner stood up with the back foot, his ears tilted forward tail tail, the end of the gently swinging curious: Shovel shit, what do you get?
When the cat master rolling his tail down the whole body, ears back pressure and open his mouth to reveal teeth and make a sound that angry. The current height of the body after the depression, his ears stretched forward tilted his tail,
when the paw is exposed it is the performance of the attack, cats attack when the beard will be whiskers up roar appeared, teeth exposed. When the cat master ears down, his tail rolled into the body, beard also drooping, body shrink into a mass, said defeat, surrender. When the cat owner eyes stare, ears fully forward, beard rose alert. The ears naturally stretch upward, beard naturally drooping pupil straight when calm. When it is around your feet, continue to rub your head with you that spoiled: seek touch ~ hug hug ~ When the cat owner ears forward, the pupil slightly larger, beard drooping, said the intention: shovel feces I think I need a girlfriend!

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